Friday by Rebecca Black

From the release of this atrocity September 16, 2011, I could not think of a better song to start a weekly segment on music.  Before giving my music degree educated and complete biased opinion about this song, I re-listened to the youtube hit.  It has over 55 million views and my soul hopes that they are mainly from foreigners who do not understand the English language because the lyrics are terrible.  Not only are the words worse, than reciting paragraphs from a history textbook, the auto-tune could not be more painful.  "We so excited" Who taught this girl grammar?  AND I will admit I never listened to the entire song until today... so I had no idea the whitest rapper was represented.  One last thing before I go, personally I consider Friday as part of the weekend so why on Friday does she still look to the weekend?  This girl is precious, fell for a scam and created an artifact that makes me cry.  All I can say is I am grateful that this song is not on Jukeboxes 

and capable of being played at the bar,or I would have to kick some white girl drunk bitch ass.

This song should commit suicide & be deleted from my memory because this song is a bust.
-Cynical Sugar