Airheads Xtremes

Dear Mr. Air Head,

How dare you claim that your Xtremes are in fact extreme?  I think that my grandmother's library card is more extreme than the flavor of your gummy strips.  I anticipated an intense sourness to attack my mouth but was greeted by lack luster rainbow.  I think a better way to propagate this candy is to label it as AIR HEADS the alternative to an amazing taffy.  I think sour straws are more sour than your xtreme variety.  If I must be honest, I shall say that I will finish the package... because wasted candy makes me want to cry.  But will I enjoy every bite? No.  Will I share with others?  Yes.  Will I tell them how you let down an innocent girl (or 20 something)? No... because no one needs to know that you failed me, but they do need to know that you suck.

Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.
-The Candy Critic