Hot Tamales

Me encanta los hot tamales!!!! Ay Ay Ay Dios mío, Los son muy bien.  As a white girl, that is as much spanish you will see written from me.  The translation may say My dog loves tamales... but its supposed to say: I love Hot Tamales! Oh Oh OOOH my god, they are very good. (in a terrible latina accent.) The new craze on the bar scene is shots of fireball whiskey.  The whiskey is cinnamon flavored and warm, if you are an alcoholic this candy is the closest thing to the shot.  I recommend (to get the amount of cinnamon as a shot) to take 25 and place all in your mouth.  Its my new version of the cinnamon challenge.  If you get the whole box you may think you've won, but you've lost because you didn't savor the candy.  They are chewy so if you where dentures you might be safer with the whiskey.  I'm just saying, this whit-latina-wanna-be loves her tamales especially when they are candy.

Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.
-The Candy Critic