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Peach Rings

5/23/2013

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How can the world be so kind to such a tender soul?  The delicate concoction covered in the earth's sweetest crystals, are formally known as peach rings.  The moment the circle gummy substance touches your tongue, an escape is created.  You escape to a time when all was right with the world.  A time when you were 5 and didn't understand sex.  A time when you first influenced your superiors and convinced them that you did not eat the last cookie.  The peach flavor is the greatest gift one candy can give to a simple soul.  The soft chew is a release on the stress of the world.  The world is right when peach rings are an easy reach because Peach Rings are constant happiness.


Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.
-The Candy Critic
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