Pop Rocks are the best scientific candy creation. It may be a simple sugar with artificial flavor, but it is a candy in its own category. It is not quite hard candy and it is not exactly a pixie stick. If I want to be completely honest with you, I have to warn you. The Pop Rock Bubble Gum is an atrocity to the brand. It is the nastiest version of gum and becomes hard after 5 minutes of adequate gum chewing. Its like a bad sequel to an EPIC movie such as Grease 2 or the other 20 The Fast and the Furious movies. The best part of Pop Rocks is how playful they are.
I want to hear the latest cover of When I'm Gone by Lulu and the Lampshades (or Cups by Anna Kendrick for the people who believe that movies are original and do not steal concepts from artists) when the singer has a mouth full of pop rocks. That would be an interesting beat. If you decide to try it, I want you to know I already did and fact 1: it is funny and fact 2: it is more delicious than a cinnamon challenge and not deadly... yet. So try it before you hate.
I love pranks and I think an awesome prank would be replacing my best friend's sugar with pop rocks and watch her coffee explode in the morning. But this prank isn't so simple because I'd also have to buy a camera to make sure we capture her pain on film and that's too much work.
Because I am lazy, my best friend's coffee is safe to drink another day.
Candy everyday keeps the bitch away,
-The Candy Critic