In honor of wedding season also known as SWSD (single women seasonal depression) I decided to critique ring pops and soon remembered why I fell in love with this delight. Boys its simple; the best way to shut up a girl is with a ring... pop. It is a light candy that brings the joy from the heavens and resembles a new born's pacifier. No worries here, the candy is for both sexes. The small size allows boys to have a pronounced pinky ring embodying the gangster they always knew they could be. The flavors are classic and taste like a sucker should taste... wonderful. No one enjoys a candy that lasts long if the flavor sucks. I remember my first ring pop... It was a day and there was time passing and... actually I don't remember my first ring pop but, I know I love ring pops! Oh and news flash, size does matter... because the size of a diamond can make any girl say "meh... you'll do." but if the diamond has flavor this girl would say more maybe something like, "thank-you."
Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.
-The Candy Critic