Root Beer Barrels

Root Beer Barrels are the best hard candy.  Even Walmart could not fuck up this tasty treat.  Most of the world knows my extreme hatred for Walmart, so the fact that I bought candy from the "Great Value" brand means two things.  One I had a gift card and Two I trust the delectable flavor that is "root beer."  The adorable little barrel shape heightens the amazing experience that allows you to escape to your childhood.  If you call root beer barrels an "old people candy" you are absolutely right, because you do not need teeth to enjoy this pure ecstasy... who needs Molly when you are sucking on an old time classic?  Although, I am glad that Root Beer is the only "beer" that makes a candy because just think about the nastiness that would be PBR barrels... Ugh, I just vomited a little.

Candy Everyday, Keeps the Bitch Away.
-The Candy Critic