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Sweet Tarts Gummies

6/20/2013

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Do you enjoy sweet tarts of the crunchy variety?  Do you love that sweet, tangy taste of a sour gummy worm?  Then you will love Sweet Tarts Gummies.  Each bite is a constant joy circulating throughout my mouth.  The flavors are perfect.  If this candy had a skin complexion this candy would look like Cameron Diaz during The Mask era... not the Shrek era... cuz there was a reason the show was voice over.  Candy is a simple treat and I am happy to be critiquing such a delicious treat on a wonderful day.  The weather is beautiful and the world seems to spin with ease.  Nothing can go wrong.  Its simple, this candy is a delight.  Sugar is a way to keep demons away and why not banish the evil to hell with a sweet tart gummy?  Lord knows I did today.  Goodbye Satan.


Candy Everyday, keeps the bitch away.

-The Candy Critic

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