I never cried more tears then when I consumed this new candy called UNREAL 41. Perhaps I am an idiot because I didn't take the package seriously, but do you blame me? Who would make shitty candy and call it unreal candy? I thought the creators were being ironic. I didn't realize that this was the most truthful labeling on the market. The candy isn't even neon!!!! I am a strong Target lover so it is even more heart wrenching to see a brand/store I trust promote such a horrifying item. Kids if you believe, and I mean BELIEVE in candy... do not eat this stuff. Upon first taste, it is extremely bitter and coats your tongue with the lack luster dye. I agree that chocolate isn't candy, but this imitation is even worse than the cheap shit grandma and grandpa stuff holiday baskets and stockings with. Its worse than that nasty Easter bunny. It is worse than prune juice. I am the dumb child who wanted to believe the world was capable of creating a healthier option to Candy, but I'd rather be diabetic then have to eat that shit ever again. Who names a candy a number? (Yeah I know about Take 5... shut up) In conclusion, these m&m wannabes should take a trip through the maze on their packaging, find a road block and DIE!
Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.
-The Candy Critic