Today is a special day, because today marks my 50th post on cynical sugar. I knew I could do it, because I’ve always excelled at homework and I’m still unemployed. So I think you, my readers, deserve to know a little bit about me, Ms. Cynical Sugar. Fact one: I am white - a mix of Italian, German, French and the rest of Europe. Fact two: I have the capabilities to dance - I have rhythm just sometimes the rhythm does not have me. With these two facts, I want to take you back to the days when I was a child and competed in dance.
Everyone has that friend that honestly believes they can do anything. Sometimes you smile at this person’s enthusiasm and other times you pray that this person is never handed weaponwry. It always impresses me how stupid people are at judging their strength. Don't hate me for stating a truth women are quite less stronger than men. At work I love to see the tiny servers try to carry heavy trays of food and then watch them struggle as they leave the kitchen. The strength is not the only object of my amusement, I love how short people refuse to ask for help at times and jump to reach something from the top shelf. Oh watch out Michael Jordan just enter the kitchen, he happens to have changed into a white, 5’4”, early 20s woman who in about 5 minutes will knock over dozens of cups to the nasty floor. But it's not a strictly woman trait to be stubborn. I have dealt with my fair share of dumb ass manholes. It could be an easy target to talk about the lack of help men ask for. So instead I am going to bring up how certain men refuse to be "wrong." You know who I'm talking about its the Chuck of the group. The guy who refuses to admit that he got the time wrong for the show. The guy who won't shut up about politics. The guy who thinks that he can get any girl but hasn't been in a serious relationship. If there was one thing stupid stubborn people could learn it’d be humility.