This weekend I went home for one of my younger brother’s birthday party.
Reason 1: school is no longer fun. 100 days til MU graduation class of 2013!
Reason 2: when you work more hours than study... yep its time to move on.
Reason 3: you are taking just enough credits to keep your financial aid. #98days
Reason 4: you have all the pizza delivery numbers on speed dial. #97days
Reason 5: your dreams are shattered by the impending debt. #96days #studentloans #maybeishouldstay
Reason 6: you have given your boyfriend the ultimatum - marry me or leave me.
Reason 7: dating a freshman feels like robbing the cradle... Bc they can't get into the bars. #93days
Reason 8: you've lost and regained the freshman 15 four times... #yourhealthneedsthis #nomorepizza
Reason 9: Mondays are the detox days. #everyonehatesmondays #sobriety
Reason 10: you've learned enough trivial facts to whoop some board game ass! #fuckgenedsReason 11: you have plenty of clothes... But still find sweats an acceptable style choice. #lazy #lookinggoodrocky
Reason 12: you have gone through all the colors in the hair dye aisle. #FireEngineRedIsForSluts #YouBeatTheRainbow
Reason 13: you lose the fight to stay awake and act interested during a lecture. #TimeWatcher #WasThatTheBell?
Reason 14: you have learned every cure to hangovers. #StartDrinkingAgain #PediasureWorksToo
Reason 15: your nightmares have grown from monsters in the closet to finding a job. #MaybeIShouldStay
Reason 16: you know that leggings aren't pants. #SeniorWisdom
Reason 17: you are never satisfied with goodbye, but know you need to let go in order to grow. #SeniorWisdom
Reason 18: you've realized the point of a RA is to get you in trouble. #BeerIsNotAlcohol #ILiveOffCampusForAReason
Reason 19: you've learned to like beer. #NatyLightStillTastesLikeShit
Reason 20: the thrill of meeting a deadline, becomes the thrill of getting an extension. #OverSchool
Reason 21: all your friends are getting engaged. #YouNeedToGraduate #OrDeleteYourFBFriends
Reason 22: a presidential election happened... if it happens twice, you are probably the smartest poor person in the world.
Reason 23: Your resume elegantly reflects your hours of modern slavery. #UnpaidInternships #Serving
Reason 24: your professor knows your drink of choice. #captainandcoke #pbr
Reason 25: your professor calls you out in class, for creating a bed made of desks. #truefact
Once a person reaches a certain age, individuals gain that one friend they quickly regret inviting out for drinks. The reason people regret their unflattering friend is a result of the absence of self respect and alcohol control. These “friends” are obnoxious, annoying and embarrassing.