This weekend I went home for one of my younger brother’s birthday party. |
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Reason 1: school is no longer fun. 100 days til MU graduation class of 2013!
Reason 2: when you work more hours than study... yep its time to move on. Reason 3: you are taking just enough credits to keep your financial aid. #98days Reason 4: you have all the pizza delivery numbers on speed dial. #97days Reason 5: your dreams are shattered by the impending debt. #96days #studentloans #maybeishouldstay Reason 6: you have given your boyfriend the ultimatum - marry me or leave me. Reason 7: dating a freshman feels like robbing the cradle... Bc they can't get into the bars. #93days Reason 8: you've lost and regained the freshman 15 four times... #yourhealthneedsthis #nomorepizza Reason 9: Mondays are the detox days. #everyonehatesmondays #sobriety Reason 10: you've learned enough trivial facts to whoop some board game ass! #fuckgenedsReason 11: you have plenty of clothes... But still find sweats an acceptable style choice. #lazy #lookinggoodrocky Reason 12: you have gone through all the colors in the hair dye aisle. #FireEngineRedIsForSluts #YouBeatTheRainbow Reason 13: you lose the fight to stay awake and act interested during a lecture. #TimeWatcher #WasThatTheBell? Reason 14: you have learned every cure to hangovers. #StartDrinkingAgain #PediasureWorksToo Reason 15: your nightmares have grown from monsters in the closet to finding a job. #MaybeIShouldStay Reason 16: you know that leggings aren't pants. #SeniorWisdom Reason 17: you are never satisfied with goodbye, but know you need to let go in order to grow. #SeniorWisdom Reason 18: you've realized the point of a RA is to get you in trouble. #BeerIsNotAlcohol #ILiveOffCampusForAReason Reason 19: you've learned to like beer. #NatyLightStillTastesLikeShit Reason 20: the thrill of meeting a deadline, becomes the thrill of getting an extension. #OverSchool Reason 21: all your friends are getting engaged. #YouNeedToGraduate #OrDeleteYourFBFriends Reason 22: a presidential election happened... if it happens twice, you are probably the smartest poor person in the world. Reason 23: Your resume elegantly reflects your hours of modern slavery. #UnpaidInternships #Serving Reason 24: your professor knows your drink of choice. #captainandcoke #pbr Reason 25: your professor calls you out in class, for creating a bed made of desks. #truefact Once a person reaches a certain age, individuals gain that one friend they quickly regret inviting out for drinks. The reason people regret their unflattering friend is a result of the absence of self respect and alcohol control. These “friends” are obnoxious, annoying and embarrassing.
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