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Cynical Sundays - Tainted Dolls

4/28/2013

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The day my world changed was the day I watched the movie Gremlins.  I used to love those little alien-crazy-ugly dolls (Furbies) and after I saw that movie those dolls were tainted forever.  I feel that my aunt had a similar experience with a different childhood toy “blinking dolls.”  These are any dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down.  I am completely making all of this up when I say that my aunt has horrid nightmares dreaming of the attacks of little suzy sawing her into a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle after watching the movie Chuckie.  Dolls are awesome until their potential is unleashed and the world as we know it ends.  Consider this a warning, when I say oh you like furbies? Do NOT watch Gremlins... Don’t do it because this is the only time I will care enough to keep your naive soul pure.

Smoking the pixie stick hard today.
-cynical sugar

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10/6/2013 04:55:17 pm

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