The day my world changed was the day I watched the movie Gremlins. I used to love those little alien-crazy-ugly dolls (Furbies) and after I saw that movie those dolls were tainted forever. I feel that my aunt had a similar experience with a different childhood toy “blinking dolls.” These are any dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down. I am completely making all of this up when I say that my aunt has horrid nightmares dreaming of the attacks of little suzy sawing her into a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle after watching the movie Chuckie. Dolls are awesome until their potential is unleashed and the world as we know it ends. Consider this a warning, when I say oh you like furbies? Do NOT watch Gremlins... Don’t do it because this is the only time I will care enough to keep your naive soul pure. |   |
