I have written many songs with many different versions, sometimes the funniest songs humor are a result of how shitty the lyrics once were. The one below is one of those lovely sets of lyrics. Its a rap enjoy:
Nerds (2012) CHORUS I’m so nerdy, nerds ask me to do their hw, I’m so nerdy, a nerd looks like a total noob I’m so nerdy that you wish that you could be me - when I’m making lots of money and I’m really famous too.
V1 Bill gates has nothing on me I do macs and pcs, and martha stewart want to meet me cuz I cook through stock trading, and meg whitman thinks she’s cool running ebay like a boss - but I don’t need to go to school to know that amazon rocks. Football is a sport with lots of Foreign men, you know I did my research checking out ESPN, well it wasn’t that “American” station, it was more like history or BBC nation... cuz --I no longer play chess cuz its just merely a game, and I win every time so LAUREN should be its name, I know everything and you’re wondering why, I don’t start a club to teach every single guy. But once I teach ‘em then they won’t need me anymore, and then goes all of my money out of that door, and all of my fame will go with it too, and I’m smarter than to give all this (gestures) to you.
V2 Sure a nerd knows math science and history, but its social life is more than just lacking, and for you people who aren’t nerds you really have no choice- but to open up your mouth and use your small minded voice. So you can call me 4 eyes - I don’t really care, b/c your voice sounds dumb and you don’t have blonde hair... Huh? your grammer sucks and I’m dumbing down mine - so you follow every word I say this time...
CHORUS (Drastically slower) CHORUS OUT ck here to edit.
Sometimes I wonder what was going on in my head when I wrote these lyrics. Did I think I was some sort of cool college kid who has out smarted the world with my wit? Clearly, no one was offended and most of the jokes were written "to sophisticated" for the people I was making fun of. Its a good thing that this version is in my past but it is still funny to look back on who I once was.
Humor is simple, Life is complicated. -Cynical Sugar