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Cynical Sundays - Animal Printed

5/5/2013

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Prints sucks, especially cheetah.  I hate it on clothes, shoes, bags, sunglasses and even toothbrushes.  I think its tacky.  There is only one thing tackier than printed clothing, ANIMAL CLOTHES.  Besides the ugliness, it is a slap in the face to animals because you know that thing we call, fur??? Yeah, that is “animal” clothing - so putting a shirt on a dog is like the episode of friends when Joey wears all of Chandler’s clothes.  “Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?”  Still believe animal clothes are logical?  One day I was annoyed watching animal planet because the cat I was watching was wearing cheetah print, again tacky...  It just sucks for him because he was a cheetah.  That is a true story.  American society had me for a split second thinking that an animal was out of place in its own fur!  On a different note, I do not care how adorable any puppy vest is, you cannot hide what the dog is with clothing.  Owners should spend more time and money updating their personal wardrobes because a chihuahua will always be an ugly rat dog.   I will never understand this fatuation with feeling the need to clothe something.  I guess what I’m really trying to say is, that if you need to fill the void of clothing something I can bark.  

Don't even get me started on the identity disorder created when owners put animal print on animals...


-Cynical Sugar

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Anonymous
5/5/2013 02:48:05 am

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heather
5/5/2013 02:49:25 am

What about Halloween? That's okay right..?

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