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Cynical Sundays - Bows

5/26/2013

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There comes an age when bows are unattractive.  Hair accessories should be used with caution because the bigger the bow the uglier the look.  What are you hiding under that enormous bow?  Are you hiding an ugly face or lack of dignity?  We aren’t in the 1800s where bows were essential, because baths were rare and bad hair days were frequent.  Bows are cute on children because it helps little girls get through their awkward/ugly phase (ages 8-13).  Once you enter high school you have 4 years to be ironic and wear bows but the moment you turn 18 bows are not okay.  Yes even you, Miss Sorority.  Stop hiding your face behind a foot long bow.  Stop acting subtle when you have the least subtle thing blocking your only good part... your ears.  Listen, bows do more harm than good!

I hate bows, unless they are on men - bows are always beautiful on men.

-Cynical Sugar
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