Today we are going to hate on INTERNAL CLOCKS. For instance, right now I would love to be asleep. Instead, I feel like I’m going to vomit because I naturally awake by 6 every morning and cannot fall back asleep. This “problem” would not be a problem if I didn’t desire any sort of social life. However I am in my early 20s and my young soul craves for late nights. Besides, I work at a bar and do not leave until 11:30/12 every night. I wish I could break this internal clock, but taking a hammer to the head is considered self-deprecating. Another time this is an annoyance is after a hearty night of alcohol consumption. The sleep is great but lasts about 4 hours. WTF? So when I roll in at 2 or 3, I’m still up by 6 am. Maybe I have that special body that rebels my fun... dumb bitch body. My internal clock is the worst in new environments. If I have not slept there before, I will be up by 5. Why? Why does my body hate me... the first awake at a sleepover? That’s a total nerd move... and I can’t control it.