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Cynical Sundays - Ms. Pacman

8/4/2013

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There is nothing sexier than a fat rounded woman, with her mouth wide open nibbling on some balls.  Ms. Pacman is the dominatrix of the gaming world with her bright red lips and crooked bow.  This full bodied avatar is a product of the 80s and lives on today.  I love that her name is Ms. Pacman because it creates an intense mystery of her availability.  Is she single? married? divorced?  I think Ms. Pacman married rich... (pac man in 1980) took her settlement from the divorce (1981) and created the game “Ms. Pacman” (1982), proving to her ex that she is more fierce than he ever was.  That’s the TMZ truth right there.  Ms. Pac Man is the playboy bunny of arcade games.  For a bald girl in the 1980s, her personality was so huge that having big hair would overwhelm the audience.  Ms. Pacman put the feminine in feminist, having one of the most successful arcade games 30 years after release.  Some may call her a slut, but I call her a tease because after every game you leave wanting more.  

Best dollar app ever? Ms. Pacman... I’m playing as you read.
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