Is it too late to chase my dream of becoming the next great clown? I am tired of applying for jobs. I already know how to do the makeup because I’ve observed the sororities on campus for the past 4 years and they do convincing duck clown face. My impending doom (shhhhhh graduation) is just around the corner and I need to know: how does one obtain this magical job creature? I guess first you have decide the field you want to enter and its clear I want to be in entertainment of the managerial sorts because... clowns know how to manage and laugh. But after analyzing my degree and qualifications, it is clear that I have the potential to be a wonderful pimp of the most prestige whores. I say prestige as in the 5 dollar liquor at Kroger... not prestige as in winning the Kentucky derby because honestly I make a higher profit with a dumber product. Yes we all think Candy is pretty... now go make mamma some money. FINE! Disapprove of the career of which I have true potential. Since January first I have applied to over 500 jobs some had the courtesy of stating they do not want me but most just forgot I applied. So I recently picked up gold digging... and realized that you have to do “things” with those guys, they don’t just give a girl money so that was a short lived career. Basically graduating college makes me realize that I’m lost and need I turn to my idols: Chaplin, Bozo, Patch Adams and of course the Joker.