To cheat or to dump: is that really a question? Why do people stay together when they know their significant other cheated? Its a weird stupid confidence to assume they won’t cheat again. I’m sure you are a beautiful with a wonderful personality but there’s a reason why someone cheated on you, and you deserve to be with someone who won't. I choose to believe that if I am cheated on, it is because they are too insecure with themselves to respect the awesomest thing they have going in their lives... me. I used plurality, not because I have or will be cheated on multiple times, but because I’m a heartbreaker. It comes with the territory. Seriously, when the almighty heartbreaking Queen BB (short for blue balls) divided her kingdom, she bestowed on me this land so I can’t back down now. She depends on me to fill the void in the lives of the peasants as an emotional tease and once they are trapped by a burning love. I move on to the next village... its kinda like priests in the Catholic church. You know they can’t stay in one place for too long for fear the congregation might become too comfortable? In all honestly, this heartbreaking thing is to prevent me from falling into traps.
I can barely commit to candy and I LOVE CANDY so commitment to a man? Yeah, that's highly doubtful. But unlike the hairy - all cheaters are hairy - gross, insecure people who cheat, I do not cheat because I respect myself enough to not even get into relationships - I barely make it to the second date.