I hate when people wish someone happy birthday on facebook but do not tag the person. If you reserve the right to post, then I deserve the right to stalk to decide if your cousin is worth the “like.” There are only two explanations why someone doesn’t tag a person when wishing a happy birthday. The first reason (and most common) the person does not have a facebook. Have you ever thought that it doesn’t matter how many likes you get for wishing your dear Aunt Sally a happy birthday if she cannot see the post? Why even put the greeting on facebook? Why not call Aunt Sally? Do you think people enjoy reading the update in their newsfeed that some person has an Aunt Sally, and its her birthday today? woopie-de-da-doo. The second reason is that the poster is not friends with postee. This goes both ways - the person will not accept the stalker’s friend request and/or the postee does not exist creating a sad illusion that the poster has friends. We all know you’re lying.
Tell your dear Aunt Sally, congratulations on not dying another year!!!
-cynical sugar
