Today is a special day, because today marks my 50th post on cynical sugar. I knew I could do it, because I’ve always excelled at homework and I’m still unemployed. So I think you, my readers, deserve to know a little bit about me, Ms. Cynical Sugar. Fact one: I am white - a mix of Italian, German, French and the rest of Europe. Fact two: I have the capabilities to dance - I have rhythm just sometimes the rhythm does not have me. With these two facts, I want to take you back to the days when I was a child and competed in dance.