Sometimes I have to look at stupid people as a daily joke book. As a server I am asked the most ridiculous questions.
How much steak is in the 10 ounce ribeye?... 10 ounces.
What is buttered corn?... corn that is buttered.
Do you let people have the buffalo sauce for the chicken?... no, we prefer no one use any of our sauces ever, we just like the sauce to remain on the shelf in the kitchen.
These are all legitimate questions asked and my responses. Thankfully everyone has at least one smart person in the group that finds my answers hilarious. Every time I receive another stupid question, my answer is faster and more blunt.
I bet the next question will be do you give refills on the Miller Lite? and my response will be: no we make you pay for every shitty beer you chose to consume.
-cynical sugar
