I wonder why people open their mouths. Their attempts at witty remarks and thoughtful questions are rather depressing. I am sitting in class today and in a simulation a student actually asked the question, “What is a defensive end?” The other student replied with the most appropriate answer. “The defensive end is... on the defensive line... at the end.” On the days I pray for intellect, I become pleased to know there is someone with lesson common sense than my potential monkey, Rafiki. And I’m no miracle worker - that monkey will occasionally chuck fecal matter as a form of splatter paint on interior walls and as the weapon of choice on unwanted house guests. However, every time I chuckle I feel as if I am saying thank-you, and in a way I am. I am thanking God for the light humor, and parents for withholding information thus creating my object of amusement. Thank you for bringing a smile on my face as the gift of a funny story to tell my roommates when I return from class.
Best form of entertainment are the stupid