Example 1: Wrong Order. The guests asks the server, “May I have half-&-half iced tea.” The server replies, “Yes” and brings the guest iced tea with half-&-half cream. True story.
Example 2: Wrong Starbucks. I ordered a trenta Black Iced Coffee with a shot of espresso. The barista starts to make a tea with a shot of espresso. She realizes her mistake, so I believed there was hope. Then she asked what flavor and how many pumps of sugar I wante? My response, “Its black, none.” Truer Story.
Example 3: Wrong Size. My friend was at store lets call it Old Navy and trying on jeans. The pushy sales lady asked her if she needed anything and my friend replied, “Yes can I get this pair of jeans in a different color.” The sales lady obtains the new color, yellow (the most unattractive pant color) and four sizes too small. Now, I want to give this girl an A for effort, a B for Kiss Assing/flattery and an F for intelligence because my friend handed her the other pair of jeans. Truest Story.
Maybe today’s youth should rethink this energy drink fiasco, because you may be physically awake but you are mentally brain dead.