With spring just around the corner (unless you are in the midwest, because in the midwest we go directly to nasty, sticky summers) people are changing up their styles. Fashion is constantly changing with clothing options that move in and out of style. However, there is one fashion statement that will always be an epic fail: Socks and Sandals. It does not matter the specifics of the sandal, if there are any holes in the barrier that prevents your foot from gracing the ground, socks are a no go. Everytime I see someone wearing socks and sandals, I want to punch that person in the face. Why are you wearing both? Are you embarrassed by your hideous feet? Are your feet cold? No matter how ugly your toes are, it is more ugly to wear socks and sandals. Also, if your feet are cold then wear season appropriate shoes!!! Maybe you could wear a pair of Nikes or maybe you could never leave your house. I think it most cases, I prefer you consider the second one. There is no smart explanation to wearing socks and sandals, even the athletes that wear the one strap adidas slip ons and tube socks. Even though I am well aware of the crime against humanity, I wonder why people chose white socks. I tried for really long time, about 10 seconds, and I can't think of a logical reason why. The point of sandals are to let the breeze reach your toes in the summer and warmer climates, it is not to create a tan line that screams “Look at me I have one friend, my girlfriend dumped me, I get my fashion tips from the Dollar Tree, and my one friend... well he's an avatar on second life.”
As a nerd, I am offended.
"No Spring For You, IL!" on 3/26/2013.