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Stupid People Tuesdays - A Kid's Mentality

6/25/2013

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Some people love kids... we call those people parents in denial or deaf.  I am cool with kids but I have to admit when I was a kid I was pretty stupid.  I never lie so you know this is a true story.  When I was in first grade I was convinced that if I’d break my crayons in half I’d have twice as many crayons.  By laws of physics and counting, this is true.  My 10 crayons became 20.  However, I STILL only had 10 colors AND now I had midget crayons.  That’s not even the worst part; your mom will replace your CRAYOLA with ROSEART the worst crayons ever fucking made.

I still have resentment toward my first grade friend Joe.

-cynical sugar

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