Let me start off by saying this time away from you all has been terrible and I wish that I didn’t have such a hectic life to keep up with but I’m back and ready to tell you my cynically sweet life observations. What better way to start off my return than talking about my one true love (other than candy) COFFEE!
What is there not to like about the gorgeous supple grounded beans? Everyone knows that coffee comes from beans - I won’t insult your intelligence by stating the obvious... oh wait. Either way because of earth’s precious gem, coffee should be considered as great as V8 for its vegetable like and health qualities.
1) My enemies do not have bruises from personal violence because I have the restraint due to my caffeine high.
2) Coffee prevents caffeine headaches - no explanation needed because it is saintly.
3) Its an anti-depressant! Because on days I don’t drink a pot, I am the saddest woman known to mankind.
Coffee is great, but I must warn friends of the orange pot, that poser known as decaf is an abomination to us all.
Do not fall for its trickery because within an hour you will realize that the magic is a LIE!
Candy everyday, keeps the bitch away.