Once a person reaches a certain age, individuals gain that one friend they quickly regret inviting out for drinks. The reason people regret their unflattering friend is a result of the absence of self respect and alcohol control. These “friends” are obnoxious, annoying and embarrassing.
Imagine this scenario, you are at a bar. It is dark and there a 2 or 3 approachable people. You came with two friends what’s her face (WHF) and what’s her ballz (WHB). Now WHF ordered a glass of wine and is keeping it classy while WHB ordered a vodka redbull and will quickly become a mess. As the night progresses WHF drinks through an entire bottle of wine and WHB drinks one more vodka redbull. Now logic shows that WHF would be the drunkin’ mess but that’s not the case. It is WHB because she is a self-conscious, egotistical, dumb bitch. She’s not even drunk! She is playing this game to make people “notice her” and even though people notice her, no one wants to be near her. Now you remember this friend. The one that acts drunk by stumbling and slurring her words but can have the most intelligent conversation describing her work in a heartbeat. Honestly, why do it? You gain nothing and look stupid.
Leave acting to the theaters or drink more fake drunks & I may tolerate you.