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Stupid People Tuesdays - George Zimmerman

7/25/2013

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How racist and stupid does one person have to be?  I could have been Trayvon Martin because I love skittles and wear hoodies.  I went to college that was in the heart of the ghetto and my way of “staying safe” when walking home, from the library or practicing (I played trumpet) I would wear large hoodies that covered my face, stick my finger in my pocket (to look like a gun or taser) in order to “look scarier” than anyone wanting to mug me.  Honestly, I never understood why someone would try to mug me... I have nothing to offer.  If you are lucky I might have a Werther’s caramel, I took from the business office when I delivered the mail that morning at my work study job.  Maybe you want my dignity?  I don’t have any, because I lost that the moment I made out with a gay boy freshman year... Maybe that’s why I’m so cynical, because I was tricked by a gay guy?  Either way today we are talking about racism... no we’re not.  We are talking about how one guy got away with murder for a helpless candy lover.  PEOPLE anyone that loves candy is in danger!!!! Don’t buy skittles in Florida... because you might get shot.  Florida needs to readjust their judicial system because Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman are the modern day villains that need to be conquered.  Where are the Avenger’s now?

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