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Stupid People Tuesdays - Tattle Tales

7/2/2013

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Tattle tales are some of the dumbest people in the world.  Don’t believe me?  Take this scenario: Billy the Bully, ridicules and brings physical harm to Nick the Nerd - its real sad because Nick isn’t even a bit intelligent so he’s a lousy nerd, the worst kind.  I mean getting physically and mentally abused everyday is a tiny bit worth it if you are smarter than the bully.  Either way, this scene plays out everyday for 3 months until Nick becomes aggravated and does the dumbest thing in the world... TELL Miss Honey.  Miss Honey is their third grade teacher.  She is weak and cannot do anything about the situation.  She thinks she cares for a second and then realizes that she doesn’t.  Because that is how teachers work; they play the game to get through the nine months at school and pretend they care for the little guy while avoiding the bully at all costs.  So you got that Nick told his teacher who was useless right? Well that’s not the saddest part because Sam the Sidekick overheard the rat and ratted to Billy.  In a turn of events, Billy becomes a new person with bigger dreams and starts to do his homework.... That is a lie, what really happens is that Nick slowly dies until his mom transfers him to a boarding Mormon school in Utah where he changes his name to Elder Mitt the Mormon Bully.

I don’t make shit up... this is real life but I might have an eccentric imagination.  
Believe what you want.
-Cynical Sugar

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Elder Mitt the Mormon Bully
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a 90s kid's Miss Honey
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