There’s something that really tickles my nose. Its the greatest rival of all time. Its bigger than the Montagues & Capulets, or the Cubs & Cardinals; its even bigger than Disney and Nickelodeon. I am referring to the modern debate Hipsters with glasses and idiot wannabees that only wear frames. To me its more insulting than calling me a guido, slut or replaceable (You can try to replace me but you will never be satisfied). These idiots are super offensive and think they found the new clever way of calling me four eyes. I would love to ironically wear frames but I prefer to avoid walls. I make enough bad life choices that I don’t need to add intentional blindness to the mix.