* Call me selfish but the truth is that the right size diamond will make any girl say "meh, you'll do."
* If when you kiss someone you are kissing everyone they've kissed, it must be true that when you punch someone you are a fast runner.
* My lips aren't bleeding, they are stained from last night's bottle of Pinot noir.
* I'm so bored I don't know who to virtually stalk.
* Failing only happens when you stop trying.
* If when you kiss someone you are kissing everyone they've kissed, it must be true that when you punch someone you are a fast runner.
* My lips aren't bleeding, they are stained from last night's bottle of Pinot noir.
* I'm so bored I don't know who to virtually stalk.
* Failing only happens when you stop trying.
