Reason 82 - choosing to drink decaf coffee.
Reason 80 - the invention of sex toys.
Reason 68 - classic holiday movie about losing your annoying child, Home Alone.
Reason 58 - miming is a profession.
Reason 37 - my celebrity crush doesn't know I exist.
Reason 35 - unpaid internships.
Reason 33 - Waldo is always missing, there must be a reason why he runs away so frequently.
Reason 10 - Barbie and Ken broke up... and in real life they are brother and sister.
Reason 2 - brownies are delicious but blondies are racist.